Yep, you guessed it. It’s a gold mouse, a freaking block of gold as a mouse. Comes with the standard left and right buttons, plus a scroll wheel, it connects to your computer via USB. Now, it might seem weird to spend money on something made out of gold, but its really, really cheap – it’s like £24.99 (approx. US$35).
And if you thought that would be unbelievable, it’s real. If you thought it wasn’t made out of gold, then you were right. Still, it might cheer you up after you thought investing into (insert badly performing stock, and let’s face it – every stock is, here) was a good idea.