LOL : iPhone Knockoffs described in Engrish?

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CPMP0612 Everyone loves the Chinese, since they produce most of our crap. And most of that crap are imitation of that crap that are actually made in China. Anyway, we just found a store that is showcasing this crap to make a quick buck – well, it’s obvious they are fake. But what gets me are the perplex features that they claim to offer…

First of, its the Shake to Control GSM Quad-band IP001; which says that it’s “especial function” is to “Shake to elect song, ditheringge elect motif picture”. I was like WTF? Anyway, it also supports MP3 and MPEG4 playback, and is quad band. It also features (according to its description):

iPhone style cellular phone, Quad-band PDA Cell phone, Bluetooth, A2DP, JAVA , Outlook, Email, MSN,shake control, we will give you 1GB Card for Free,3.5-inch TFT color screen Integrated 2.0mega-pixel CMOS camera.

CPMP0613 As well, the team over at Gearlog came across this knockoff and found some other ones too, like this one – the M88+ Phone. This phone (see right) looks like the iPhone at the front, right? Well, it happens to be running on Windows Mobile 6.0. The features? Well they are:

  • Quad-band(GSM 850/900/1800/1900 MHz)Supports: Work for all over world.
  • Language:English,Spaish,Portugal,Chinese (complexity),Chinese (simpleness)
  • Support mp3, midi, wav, wma, amr of ringtone formats
  • Music:Support MP3 / WAV / WMA format and play MP3 at background, support forward and pause
  • Video:3GP, MP4, AVI, ASF, WMV, support AVI (third party software) / MP4 / 3GP / ASF of films formats to play in full screen, forward and adjust saturation of color
  • Connectivity:GPRS / WAP / WIFI
  • Internal Memory:Support to extend
  • Card slot:MicroSD
  • Messaging:Unlimited SMS / MMS
  • Data transfer:USB / Bluetooth, realize U disc and activsync synchronization with the third-party software
  • Games:Built-in PPC games, can download thousands of PPC 3D games, and built-in the Java Midp 2.0 also can be downloaded thousands of entertaining games, which will bring you into the funny game\’s world
  • Camera:2.0MP high-definition camera
  • Image output size (max.): 1600*1200 pixels
  • Support video unlimited record with sound, and 320*240 films fluent play

And no, we are not kidding with the spelling mistakes. They are actually what they spelt it on their features and descriptions. And yes, I was shocked over the fact that 2MP is the new “high-definition” camera.